Paphos People

It's been a walk in the park up to now, has everyone thrown the towel in ?
The footy season is approaching and I normally get loads of stick but this year it's a doddle, so come on insult me !
Gary

"Roy Keane could give sunderland a whole new dynamic - where they actually have some self respect and don't live their lives fussing about what they do in comparison to Newcastle ahead of anything else - but he won't. He won't because of the mentality of the snaggle-toothed, semi-evolved pigf***ers following his team. Turning up here dressed in off-white and inflammation-red, like mobile acne with a silly accent, one collective thought in their filthy skulls; that a point at Newcastle will make sunderland a better place with identity, transport links, culture and decent gigs. A place where the highlight of their non-football lives isn't Mickey Rooney driving around their grotty little bottle shop in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang."

- Billy Furious, 'The Mag' issue 227

It's just another example, if a bit more obscene than usual, of the high and mighty attitude the deluded mags have of themselves, that's all.