discopants wrote:
Apparentley we lost it because of our close proximity to a nation of feck wits, Scotland !Scotland is rejoicing tonight.
It has just been confirmed that thousands of Scotland's Doctor's Surgeries have been accepted to carry out the removal of Inferiority Complexes .
The spokesman said "'This will take hundreds of years "
Probably no longer than it took to remove English bayonets from their
arm-pit holes.
So close yet so far away !!!!!!Only 2 votes and 1 was from Engerland
In the beginning, the lord god almighty, sitting on his throne on high, turned to his mate, the Archangel Gabriel, and said "Gabby, today I'm going to create Scotland.
I will make it a country of dark beautiful mountains, purple glens and rich green forests. I will give it clear, swift flowing rivers and I will fill them with salmon. The land shall be lush and fertile, on which the people shall grow barley to brew into an amber nectar that will be much sought after the world over. Underneath the land I shall lay rich seams of coal.
In the waters around the shores there will be an abundance of fish and beneath the sea bed there will be cast deposits of oil and gas."
"Excuse me Sire", interrupted the Archangel Gabriel, "Don't you think you are being a bit too generous to these Scots"?
"Sh*t no", replied the Lord, "wait till you see the neighbours I'm giving them"!!!
British by birth, Scottish by the grace of God