Paphos People

I was sent these observations on the above team today and I LOOOOOVVVVEEEEE them.

Rangers have been invited to join the Conference league but have rejected the invitiation - they don't do Woking away.

Q: What's got 4 legs and more money than Rangers?

A: Harry Redknapp's dog!



Rangers are reporting they are reducing staff from their employment: 4 referees, 8 linesmen and 2 members of the SFA have been relieved of their duties.



Breaking News: Rangers have just signed a new TV deal. From next season all of their games are to be shown on the History channel.



Rangers are rumoured to be amalgamating with Hearts! They will be known as Heart of Midlothian Rangers Club...or HMRC for short.



WATP? Where Are The People?



Apple rumored to be interested in buying Ibrox stadium. They plan on renaming it...to iBrokes.



Q: Who would David Murray play in Lord of the Rings ?

A: Legolas



Q: What do Rangers fans and mushrooms got in common?
A: They both sit in the dark and feed on nothing but crap.



Dick Advocat was caught for speeding on his way to Murray Park today. "I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned



Q: How many Rangers fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Don't matter, cos they're all condemned to eternal darkness anyway.



Alex McLeish was going to the Gers halloween party as a pumpkin.
Come midnight he still hadn't turned into a coach.



Barry 'the Bazman' Ferguson walks into a bar with a pile of dog crap in his hand and says to the bartender...'Look what I nearly trod in!!'



Q: How is a pint of milk different then a hun?
A: If you leave the milk out for a week it develops a culture!



Q: What's the difference between a Hun and a sperm?
A: At least a sperm has one chance in 5 million of becoming a human being.



Q. What's Blue, white, red and funny?
A: A bus load of Rangers supporters going over a cliff.



Q: What's the difference between Rangers and a three pin plug?
A: Their both absolutely useless in Europe.



There's a rumour going about that if you buy a season ticket at Ibrox then you get a free space suit. Apparently it's due to the lack of atmosphere...



Q: How do you save a blue nosed Bear from drowning?
A: Take yer foot aff his heid.



Q: What's the difference between a busload of Rangers fans and a Hedgehog?
A: On a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.



Q: What do Haemhorroids and Gers Fans have in common?
A: They're both a complete pain in the arm-pit and never seem to go away completely



Q: What do Beckham and Rangers FC both have in common?
A: Both got F***ked by Victoria



Q: Why did the Gers fan NEVER cross the road?
A: He was waiting for the Green Man to turn Orange.

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Straight talking, no Gimmicks.

Live your dreams.

Purely one for the Jocks.

The rest of us don't care about Jock football at any level.




Alan

Alan
There is also a jokes list about english football , but its that long
it would crash the website ..

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REACH 1000`s of PAPHOS CUSTOMERS EVERY DAY FOR A FRACTION OF WHAT THE OTHERS CHARGE
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Whilst the optimist and the pessimist argued that the whisky glass was either half full
or half empty ? .
I drank it .....
The opportunist..

And us "jocks" don't think much of English football. Although the most succesful teams are usually managed by "Jocks"

Still I think the *uns should be buried and never allowed to resurface....

Cheated the entire system for years and believe its their right to do so...........

Ibrox, new location for Tesco

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Straight talking, no Gimmicks.

Live your dreams.

How would you know ET is a Celtic supporter ?????
He looks like one - LOL