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Fame Hungry Whore Falls for Shameless Talentless Waste of Space!

One is an over-sexed fame hungry whore who will do anything for attention, and the other is Paris Hilton.

In news that will surprise absolutely no one, Cristiano Ronaldo celebrated his transfer to Real Madrid in the company of one of America’s biggest waste of blood and organs.

By means of an incredible coincidence which could not have been pre-arranged, the Portuguese man-o-sex chanced upon the blonde heiress at Hollywood nightclub My House, where the tricky winger spent around £15,000 on drinks. Always one to slay the dragon named dignity, Miss Hilton draped herself over the him for the rest of the evening, allowing her black dress to ride up somewhere near her armpits. (The Spoiler)

Cristiano Ronaldo is a supremely talented footballer of that there is no denying, but what is also beyond reproach is the gleaming truth that the Portuguese man appears to have all the charm and charisma of a squashed cockroach. I have never met the man yet I feel confident enough to state that I would never ever want to!

I know I am not alone in my sincere hope that the soon to be former Man United man’s move to Real Madrid really does end horrifically.

As for Paris Hilton, Jesus where do I start? She is the ultimate creation of a world in which celebrity is achieved simply for being a talentless waste of space.

At least we can safely say that neither was drawn to each other for their massive bank balance. I wait with cringeful baited breath for the first pictures of the American heiress at the Bernabeu looking on as her ‘man’ falls to the floor and the merest mention of a perfectly timed challenge.

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2009/06/12/cristiano-ronaldo-and-paris-hilton-fame-hungry-whore-falls-for-shameless-talentless-waste-of-space/

Author:	J B [ Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:31 pm ]
Post subject:	Ronald-O
As the last thread was hijacked by the PC gang I thought I'd start another one after this article I saw in today's Sunday Times Adios amigo: Ronaldo was brilliant but a cheat For all Ronaldo’s sublime skill, he was disliked for his un-Britishness, his lack of dignity, his pout and his cheating http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/columnists/rod_liddle/article6493089.ece for the full article

Author:	Tallulah Savage [ Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:02 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Ronald-O
Cooeeeeee I shall never forget the incident with Rooney when Ronaldo winked at his manager etc, totally disgusting, he may well be classed as a great player but he is a diver and a cheat and I personally am glad to see he has gone.

Author:	tanny [ Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:28 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Ronald-O
He was also a big girls wet blouse, had tantrums and loved to spit the dummy out whenever possible. Sadly his type of actions will probably be very sucessful in Spain.

Author:	J B [ Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:17 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Ronald-O
Tallulah Savage wrote: he may well be classed as a great player but he is a diver and a cheat and I personally am glad to see he has gone. Couldn't agree more!

Author:	Captain Fantastic [ Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:33 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Ronald-O
Good article: Quote: Fame Hungry Whore Falls for Shameless Talentless Waste of Space! One is an over-sexed fame hungry whore who will do anything for attention, and the other is Paris Hilton. In news that will surprise absolutely no one, Cristiano Ronaldo celebrated his transfer to Real Madrid in the company of one of America’s biggest waste of blood and organs. By means of an incredible coincidence which could not have been pre-arranged, the Portuguese man-o-sex chanced upon the blonde heiress at Hollywood nightclub My House, where the tricky winger spent around £15,000 on drinks. Always one to slay the dragon named dignity, Miss Hilton draped herself over the him for the rest of the evening, allowing her black dress to ride up somewhere near her armpits. (The Spoiler) Cristiano Ronaldo is a supremely talented footballer of that there is no denying, but what is also beyond reproach is the gleaming truth that the Portuguese man appears to have all the charm and charisma of a squashed cockroach. I have never met the man yet I feel confident enough to state that I would never ever want to! I know I am not alone in my sincere hope that the soon to be former Man United man’s move to Real Madrid really does end horrifically. As for Paris Hilton, Jesus where do I start? She is the ultimate creation of a world in which celebrity is achieved simply for being a talentless waste of space. At least we can safely say that neither was drawn to each other for their massive bank balance. I wait with cringeful baited breath for the first pictures of the American heiress at the Bernabeu looking on as her ‘man’ falls to the floor and the merest mention of a perfectly timed challenge. http://www.caughtoffside.com/2009/06/12/cristiano-ronaldo-and-paris-hilton-fame-hungry-whore-falls-for-shameless-talentless-waste-of-space/

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Author:	Captain Fantastic [ Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:02 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Ronald-O
The expression on his face on this is priceless:

Author:	Tallulah Savage [ Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:37 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Ronald-O

Author:	J B [ Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:30 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Ronald-O
BREAKING NEWS: Real Madrid are wanting their £80m back from Manchester Utd, after they discovered Primark were selling big girls' blouses for just £4.

Author:	J B [ Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:35 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Ronald-O

Author:	tanny [ Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:18 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Ronald-O
I think this thread is too close to the Knuckle, the thrust seems to be suggesting that somehow Ronaldo may be a bit queer and the reference to O may upset some church goers. Of course when Mr Ronaldo was asked about this piece of film he stated it was a freak of anglism and he was actually watching one of the trainers and listening to instruction. OK the trainer was naked in the showers but still...

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