Paphos People

I am 100% sure, that If I ever got hold of
anyone that works for our website hosting company.
I could very easily put my hands around there neck
and squeeze it until they are dead

I shall now retire to my humble abode, and consume large amounts of whisky

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Whilst the optimist and the pessimist argued that the whisky glass was either half full
or half empty ? .
I drank it .....
The opportunist..

I could then look after you hah hah

frank

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Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly!
Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably
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Frank

You will have to set up another prison here in Cyprus just for ex-pats

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"Your dog is your friend, your partner, your defender. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true until the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion"

Hah hah

frank

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Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably
And never regret anything that made you smile Warning Internet forums may contain nuts

Would be quite a trick Neil from 7000 miles away............unless you are planning a trip?

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John

Planet Cyprus News,

I know it wasn't an entirely serious question, but I've thought about this in the past, and you know what, I reckon i probably could.

Not in totally cold blood or anything you understand, but given the right circumstances I don't think I'd have any problem at all bumping someone off!

Martin you little devil you

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"Your dog is your friend, your partner, your defender. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true until the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion"

Hummmmmmmmmmmm!

I'll name that tune in one?

Tiggy

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Life is what you make it.

Helen

I couldn't possibly comment!

And if you did ...........

How would you do it??

stalagmite?

Tiggy

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Helen

Or stalagtite?

Tiggy

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Helen

Yes depending on what they had done if it was child sex offender for example then i could do no problem wouldnt even have to think twice Infact i would be an official hang person if they still had them

Well I think I would have to give that some proper thought, plan it properly, make sure I could get clean away with it!

I may be willing to do someone in if required, but I aint doing time for no-one (I'm way too pretty to be safe in jail! )

Thanks for starting this post im in one now rantin wondering why they dont bring back the death penalty when you have all this evidence to prove things beyond reasonable doubt. Criminals dont even think about not doing bad things anymore as they are not scared of punishment Ha Ha i would bring it back i would Rant rant rantaty rant

I know it is a human trait to want revenge. Believe me I have been there. Some people just do not deserve to be on this earth.
But, I believe that what goes around comes around and for me, this helps.

Tiggy

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Helen

Agree with you all on this one Some Bas***D broke into my babys flat this afternoon stole her laptop and then left police dont really want to know, If I found them I could happily do bad things to tham after listening to how frightened she was when she spoke to me on the phone
Where is the justice, soco cant get there for 2/3 days!!!!!
another unsolved crime
sorry bit off topic but I am really upset as we can do nothing.
Mad Maid MArion
(MMM)
X

so sorry to here your news Marion. i know is bad what they took but i bet its more that they have been in your home where she
thought she were safe it will help when you get there.
Tricia

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new me new life, , never forget my cyprus life and friends .

I know where the thread is coming from, especially regarding service provided by so called service providers. I would euphimistically kill all these companies who use inept call centres to do what should be face to face work. I would kill to a greater level the ones who use foreign call bentres who ye canny inderstand.

There should be a graduated scale of killing:
Level 1, Slight killing
Level 2, Shouting down phone to death
Level 3, Bankruptcy killing
Level 4, Dismembering but retaining life.
Level 5, Killing to death
and
worse yet






Level 6, A weekend with my MIL.

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Straight talking, no Gimmicks.

Live your dreams.

Hope your o/h dont see this Tanny

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Molly

Treat others as you want to be treated

At the moment I could cheerfully kill all prospective house purchasers who are time-wasters!!!!!

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Tina
xxxx

But Martin, you're a pacifist, you're not into violence but if you need some tips, please feel free to give me a call I've had a wee bit of experience myself

I could murder large amounts of whisky

Molly i think Tanny has a death wish.i had a early night so just catching up. he may be in the sin bin soon
Tricia

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new me new life, , never forget my cyprus life and friends .

There are a lot of evil people on this earth who sail through life without punishment for their crimes against other human beings.

Sometimes death is too easy a punishment... Bring back the Wheel of Torture!!! http://www.medievality.com/the-wheel.html



Y

I'm getting a little concerned abou you & Mr Fantastic, he feels he has what it takes to bump someone off & you want the 'wheel of torture' returned for punishment

Is something missing from your lives

Yes, The wheel of torture....

Who will join my band of merry women and rid this world of evil?

(I shall provide the spandex costumes and jet packs!)

Y

(camp voice) ooh! .. If theres spandex costumes can I join

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Whilst the optimist and the pessimist argued that the whisky glass was either half full
or half empty ? .
I drank it .....
The opportunist..

I already had your name down Neil!

Y

That's enough to put anyone of crime for life, seeing Neil in Spandex

Tricia - Let him beg for mercy later.

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Molly

Treat others as you want to be treated

Nicky Campbell & Carol Smillie were the best at it!!

Spandex? Wheel of Torture? sounds like you might actually be enjoying it? Apparently there are different websites dealing with this issue!!






Actually, Spandex and Wheel of Torture, sound like they could be daytime ITV game shows.

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Live your dreams.

tanny wrote:



Jolly Green Giant wrote:

Makes me think twice about why Carol is so Smillie?

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Live your dreams.

Agreed - it's a nightmare when I try to call my bank and they put me through someone in Glasgow!

CF, that must be unbearable, trying to learn weegie as you go alone

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Tina wrote:




Know what you mean Tina! Tried to sell this house 3 years ago and there were so many timewasters, I just knew who was genuinely interested and who was not. You can tell after a while can't you?

Just waiting for the 'For Sale' sign going up and amedments to our details, the 'calm before the storm', We should be so lucky! Don't expect people to be beating down the door to buy!

Pam

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Pam

Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans

Pam,

I think Tina's changed her mind, read post 'Yeeeeessssssssss' above

I could murder someone at PopLife !!

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John

Planet Cyprus News,

Hi Pam

I told our estate agents NOT to send anyone who hadn't sold/or got their house on the market. Amazing how many people pre request that they sent round who just wanted a nose.

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Molly

Treat others as you want to be treated

Molly its even worse when they are onlw round to see if they can get a trophy such as an ashtray or similar. Watch for viewers who deliberately split up and head in different directions.

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Straight talking, no Gimmicks.

Live your dreams.