yes I agree and we can get our point over MUCH quicker
Gary
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| Author: | Minerva [ Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Men are just happier people |
Men are just happier people - what do you expect from such simple creatures: - Your last name stays the same The garage is all yours Wedding plans take care of themselves Chocolate is just another snack You can never be pregnant You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park Car mechanics tell you the truth The world is your urinal You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is too icky You don't have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt Same work, more pay Wrinkles add character Wedding dress £2000 - Tuxedo rental £100 People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected You sniff and won't use a hanky as you don't carry one New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet One mood all the time Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat You know stuff about tanks A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase You can open all your own jars You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend Your underwear is £4.95 for a 3 pack Three pairs of shoes is more than enough You don't have strap problems in public You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes Everything on your face stays its original colour The same hairstyle last for years, if not decades You only have to shave your face and neck You can play with toys all your life One wallet and one pair of shoes - one colour for all seasons You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look You can 'do' your nails with a pen knife You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache You can Christmas shop for 25 relatives on Dec 24th in 25 mins . . . . NO WONDER MEN ARE HAPPIER Ruth |
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| Author: | discopants [ Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:37 pm ] |
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yes I agree and we can get our point over MUCH quicker
Gary
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| Author: | Captain Fantastic [ Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men are just happier people |
Minerva wrote: Car mechanics tell you the truth Mostly true, apart from this one, certainly in Cyprus anyway!
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| Author: | bubbles [ Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:52 pm ] |
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Ha ha ha very good
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| Author: | Molly [ Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:02 pm ] |
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Well said Ruth - Plus they have us.........
Molly
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| Author: | Candy [ Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:04 pm ] |
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Good one Ruth 
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| Author: | Swallow [ Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:24 pm ] |
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Accurate statement mostly true I like this one have copied it. Jan 
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| Author: | JulieC [ Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:24 pm ] |
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Very good Ruth
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