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Author:  markwoods39 [ Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:32 pm ]
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Just wanted to know who moans the most men or ladies or Neil :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  markwoods39 [ Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:34 pm ]
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Dam it so cold here today in the uk :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  yummy mummy [ Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:58 pm ]
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depends how much i am enjoying myself :lol:
Tricia

Author:  markwoods39 [ Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:04 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: @ tricia

Author:  Peppermint [ Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:41 pm ]
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:hurray

Fab answer Tricia!

Author:  Pete [ Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:05 pm ]
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yummy mummy wrote:
depends how much i am enjoying myself :lol:
Tricia


Tracia,

I'm :shock: at you, he's me thinking you were the quite half & you come out with something like that :oops: :oops:

I can't wait to see what your other half says now :lol: :lol:


As for who moans the most, it has to be us men but the only reason for it is, we can't get the women to do anything, so we moan about it :D :D :D

Author:  markwoods39 [ Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:14 pm ]
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:agree with Pete :lol:

Author:  Molly [ Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:19 pm ]
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Its gotta be men, cos us women just get on with things. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Wendywop [ Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:16 pm ]
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Molly wrote:
Its gotta be men, cos us women just get on with things. :lol: :lol: :lol:


So true Molly, so true :wink: :lol:

Wendy. :D

Author:  Candy [ Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:46 pm ]
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I have the original Victor Meldrew so can't get any worse and I agree it has got to be men.

Tricia - good on you for being the first to get that one in. :lol:

Author:  Captain Fantastic [ Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:55 pm ]
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Pete wrote:
As for who moans the most, it has to be us men but the only reason for it is, we can't get the women to do anything, so we moan about it :D :D :D


markwoods39 wrote:
:agree with Pete


You chaps obviously aren't treating your womenfolk right!

:hammertime

Author:  JulieC [ Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:18 pm ]
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Men definately moan the most :lol:

Tricia = good answer :lol: :lol: :lol:

Julie x

Author:  tanny [ Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:11 am ]
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The wife always moans the most.

Great howels of delightful moans at a good performance.
Greater howels of dissatisfied moans at a lack of performance.
General howels of moans at anything and nothing in particular.

Probably even bigger moans for answering on this forum.






I think I'll knock the leccy of for a few days to let this thread slip down into oblivion so she cant moan when she finds it.

Author:  tanny [ Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:17 am ]
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Mind you, that Leonardo fella that did the paintings got it right. Painted a wumman wi a crooked scowll on her face and called her moaning Lisa.

He was laret persecuted by all of Europes women and could only escape by becoming a Teenage Ninja Turtle.

Author:  Molly [ Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:28 am ]
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tanny wrote:
The wife always moans the most.

Great howels of delightful moans at a good performance.
Greater howels of dissatisfied moans at a lack of performance.
General howels of moans at anything and nothing in particular.

Probably even bigger moans for answering on this forum.






I think I'll knock the leccy of for a few days to let this thread slip down into oblivion so she cant moan when she finds it.



You really are pushing your luck lately. :wink: :lol:

Author:  Anarita John [ Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:01 am ]
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Damm cold here tonight. Have not been warm since coming back on Saturday. Thought Cyprus nights were cold but -8 is definately colder.

Author:  yummy mummy [ Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:54 am ]
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Some one will not be getting there oats, sorry porrage for a long time :evil: yes your right Molly Tanny is pushing it.
Tricia

Author:  markwoods39 [ Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:02 pm ]
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:shock:

Morris comes home to find his wife, Sadie, crying. "I found out from Mrs. Goldberg that you've been having an affair with that cheap secretary in your office. Why would you do that to me? Haven't I always been the good wife? I've cooked for you, raised your children, and I've always been by your side for thirty-five years. What haven't I done to make you happy?"

Embarrassed, Morris confesses, "It's true, Sadie, you've been the best wife a man could hope for. You make me happy in all ways but one. You don't moan when we have sex!"

Sadie questions: "If I moaned when we had sex, you'd stop running around?! All right, come to the bedroom so I can show you that I, too, can moan during sex!"

So they retire to the bedroom, get undressed, and climb beneath the sheets. As they begin to kiss, Sadie asks, "Now, Morris, should I moan now?" "No not yet."

Morris begins fondling Sadie. "What about now, Morris? Should I moan now?" "No, I'll tell you when!"

He climbs on top of Sophie and begins to have intercourse. "Is it time for me to moan, Morris?" "Wait, I'll tell you when."

Moments later, in the heat of passion, seconds before reaching climax, Morris yells "Now, Sadie, moan! MOAN!"

"OY! You wouldn't BELIEVE what a day I had!"


:lol: :lol:

Author:  tanny [ Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:18 pm ]
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:D :D :D Mark, I can almost imagine it being said with a Frankie Howerd and Hattie Jacques voices, but the visual does nothing.

Author:  Molly [ Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:56 pm ]
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There you go Mark, you do what a man wants and he still moans about it. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  markwoods39 [ Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:29 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: @Molly. But Molly if you ladies did it right the first time ? then us men would not moan. Women can never get things right :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: ouchhhhhhh wife just hit me with rolling pin :lol:

Author:  Swallow [ Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:36 pm ]
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Men moan more than women and thats official, good answer Tricia.

Jan

Author:  Molly [ Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:00 pm ]
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markwoods39 wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: @Molly. But Molly if you ladies did it right the first time ? then us men would not moan. Women can never get things right :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: ouchhhhhhh wife just hit me with rolling pin :lol:


Thats cos us woment put up with sooooo much and never complain. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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