Picture the scene....
Been in the pub for approx 6 hours on a footie fest, beer has been flowing freely (not for me though - designated driver), CF decides that a KFC would hit the spot for a bit of dinner. SOooo... pulls into the KFC on Tomb of the Kings Road, I take my bit self to the cash desk and aks for a family feast bucket. Thank you very much, that's 21 euros. Pays the lovely lady and awaits the delivery of my food.
Now.... noticed that the packaging wasn't quite the bucket formation I was used to and that brown bags were being added into a carrier bag. I thought maybe it was the girls first day...
She hands me the bag, wishes me a good evening and sends me on my way. Back in the car, I'm certain something isn't quite right, so I root around and check what she gave me.
Imagine my suprise when I find that 8 hot wings had been substitued for 2 plain burger buns, just flung in there to flesh out the bag.
I takes myself back in and just said very calmly and politely, "there is no hot wings".
She just kind of stared at me for a while, then says "there is not hot wings left".
Aha! How stupid of me, I surely should have realised this when I seen these tasty, meaty burger buns in their place!!!
She then said, we have chicken nuggets, then gets to work finding me the smallest pieces of chicken I have ever seen in my life.
I couldn't quite believe the audacity of this lass - What kind of light went on in her head when she thought, give her burger buns and she'll never notice the difference!!!
My living life - rant over.........
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