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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:36 am 
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A woman and a baby were in the midwive's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did.
He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said,
"No wonder this baby is underweight, you don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma.

be careful out there

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I heard that a few weeks ago .. very funny :lol:

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The old ones are they best. Usually. :roll: :lol:

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