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Author:  Starchild [ Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Three Men On A Hike
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging,
Violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
"God, please give me the strength to cross the river."

Poof! ... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
"God, please give me strength And the tools to cross the river"

Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was
Able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:
"God, please give me the strength, the tools
And the intelligence to cross the river"

Poof! ... He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
Hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.


"If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!"

Will move this to the joke section later. It just rang so true to me. :lol:
Author:  barratsbird [ Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:04 pm ]
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OMG :smilielol thats a goodun. :lol: Alex
Author:  sevener [ Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:24 pm ]
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Don't be so silly...

Woman.... Map.....

No sorry.... The two just don't go together.....

If you had said asked her friend and had a chat about it and the price of shoes for an hour I could have believed it.....

Brian ducks and runs for cover.
Author:  cypriotsid [ Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:04 pm ]
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Agree mate even with Sat nav

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Author:  Pete [ Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:06 pm ]
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:rofl
Author:  Starchild [ Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:51 pm ]
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A woman just gave birth to a baby in hospital.

As soon as she had recovered the doctor came to speak to her.

"Your baby is in good health but there is something important I need to tell you ....."

The woman became worried.

"What's the matter with my baby? Please tell me what's wrong."

"There's nothing really wrong, just that your baby is a little different. He's a hermaphrodite. He has the equipment of a man and also that of a woman."

The woman pales.

"OH MY GOD! .....

You mean he has a penis AND a brain?"

:giggle Doncha just lurve it when the guys bite. :wink: :lol:
Author:  sevener [ Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:48 pm ]
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I refuse to get drawn down this route or I will end up getting sin binned........

:D
Author:  Starchild [ Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:06 pm ]
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:Pete
Author:  Redgnome [ Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:00 pm ]
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Better watch this .


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RMLt28n0-M

The prosecution rests it's case .


:leaving :lol:
Author:  Molly [ Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:40 pm ]
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OMG :shock: :shock: :shock:
Author:  cypriotsid [ Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:27 pm ]
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Women only carpark :shock:

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Author:  Redgnome [ Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:30 pm ]
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[quote="cypriotsid"]Women only carpark :shock:

Hey Frank , if we keep this up this up we'll get binned !!!

Wanna go for it ????

:boink :lol:
Author:  cypriotsid [ Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:50 pm ]
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Female Golf course

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Author:  Molly [ Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:46 am ]
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Frank - you are pushing your luck....... :wink: :lol: :lol:
Author:  cypriotsid [ Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:15 pm ]
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Redgnome wrote:
cypriotsid wrote:
Women only carpark :shock:

Hey Frank , if we keep this up this up we'll get binned !!!

Wanna go for it ????

:boink :lol:


Sorry molly i must not let folk lead me astray :wink:
Author:  Redgnome [ Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:41 pm ]
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cypriotsid wrote:
Redgnome wrote:
cypriotsid wrote:
Women only carpark :shock:

Hey Frank , if we keep this up this up we'll get binned !!!

Wanna go for it ????

:boink :lol:


Sorry molly i must not let folk lead me astray :wink:


To late I think Frank , oh well what the heck , here's another one .

:stretcher

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Author:  yummy mummy [ Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:10 pm ]
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you two have a death wish .
Tricia
Author:  Molly [ Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:51 pm ]
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Without a doubt that was a man who dun that........... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  cypriotsid [ Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:58 pm ]
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Now that is how men park :wink:

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Author:  Molly [ Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:06 am ]
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Now I know you are joking Frank....... :wink: :lol:
Author:  cypriotsid [ Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:25 am ]
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aaaah such a fun board :lol:
Author:  Pete [ Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:34 am ]
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I didn't know anyone was filming me :shock: :shock: :wink: :lol:
Author:  Wendywop [ Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:53 am ]
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Redgnome wrote:
Better watch this .


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RMLt28n0-M

The prosecution rests it's case .


:leaving :lol:


OMG.. :shock: ..mind you I see that she got them to get her handbag first...lol...that would be me.. :lol: ..BUT NOT THE DRIVING :wink: :lol:

Wendy. 8)
Author:  Pete [ Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:04 am ]
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:rofl I like how they just leave the car & walk off :rofl

I remember once when my boys were a lot younger, I took them to KFC in Bridgend, Wales for our trip out one weekend & we decided to sit in the carpark & eat our food as the boys thought it was like a picnic :lol:

There was my car & 2 others only in a carpark of about 40 spaces when this women came in & decided to park up, she had the whole row of parking spaces so wasn't about to hit anyone else but I sat there, watching, laughing as she tried to reverse park between 2 white lines, back & forth, back & forth 7 times before she gave up & left the car parked at a 25 degree angle to the white lines :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I just couldn't believe how difficult she found it to park between 2 white lines :rofl :rofl :rofl I'd hate to think what damage she would have done if trying to park between 2 cars instead of lines :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Starchild [ Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:45 pm ]
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Oh dear. They always roll out the woman driver myths, even though research shows women are better drivers than men. :roll:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=X4Ix0XwNk0s

Verity. 8)
Author:  TheNewMe [ Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:58 pm ]
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Excellent Verity....... off home now (getting out of my parking space, driving up the road and into another parking space under my building in between to very large pillars) GO ME!!!! How do I do it!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Author:  yummy mummy [ Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:24 pm ]
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Girl power :lol:
Tricia
Author:  markwoods39 [ Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:53 pm ]
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Starchild wrote:
Oh dear. They always roll out the woman driver myths, even though research shows women are better drivers than men. :roll:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=X4Ix0XwNk0s

Verity. 8)


Starchild is that you i can see in the driving seat on you tube video. Yes yes yes it is, oh bless you for sharing your mishap :lol: :lol: But how are you going to pay your bill with no purse. Oh yes silly me, you have a hubbie foot the bill :wink: :lol: Thank god for men a
Author:  Redgnome [ Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:18 pm ]
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Going back a bit to the gag about the drive through ATM .

The drive out carpark also causes problems .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQMKG1KtSxY

So no damage to the car then , lets just go . :roll:

I feel reckless today . :joker
Author:  Redgnome [ Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:28 pm ]
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Then there is the Smart car , one of the smallest cars around , you can park them anywhere , can't you . ???????



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cCtoPmeaHo


Oh well , there go's my invite and warm welcome to ANY of the PP functions . :lol:

I really like this forum too . :celeb2
Author:  Starchild [ Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:00 am ]
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Redgnome, you will always be welcome to any PP functions. Just watch your back as one of us women may "accidently" trip and the knife we were carelessly holding out in front of us may enter it. We are such clumsy creatures, as you know. :twisted:

Mark - I have worked since I was 16. You are barking up the wrong tree if you think you are dealing with a girly girl here. I have never needed a man to support me, and God forbid I ever will. :roll:

I just think that your womenfolk are amazing. They have got away with getting new cars out of you, and getting you to foot the bill. Just by pretending to be the weaker sex. :wink:

Verity. 8) :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Pete [ Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:40 am ]
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:rofl

I think the only reason that they say women are better drivers is because there are less of them at present, so the ratio of accidents per women compared to men is far less :wink: :lol:
Author:  Starchild [ Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:14 am ]
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What rubbish. Show me the figures and I will apologise if I am wrong!

Good try though. :wink: :lol:

Verity. 8)
Author:  Pete [ Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:40 am ]
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Starchild wrote:
What rubbish. Show me the figures and I will apologise if I am wrong!

Good try though. :wink: :lol:

Verity. 8)


You know that's not possible because its down to personal opinion who's the best :lol: :lol:

There are too many variables to consider when saying who the better drivers are, so you're not right or wrong, its just your opinion, same as mine :D :D :D :D
Author:  Starchild [ Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:45 am ]
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I meant the figures showing that there are more men drivers than women. :lol: You couldn't get those figures for Cyprus as half of the ones who are driving up in the hills may not be licenced to do so. :lol:

The insurance companies certainly favour women drivers.

Anyway. I've had my bit of fun. I do like to stir up the Venus and Mars debate sometimes. :twisted: :lol:

Verity. 8)
Author:  Redgnome [ Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:57 pm ]
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[quote="Starchild"]Redgnome, you will always be welcome to any PP functions. Just watch your back as one of us women may "accidently" trip and the knife we were carelessly holding out in front of us may enter it. We are such clumsy creatures, as you know. :twisted:


Hmmm , forewarned is forearmed , makes note to purchase stab proof vest before next visit to Cyprus . :lol:

Problem is , it will look a bit obvious worn with shorts and t-shirt . :shock: :lol:
Author:  cypriotsid [ Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:53 pm ]
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There is company in uk that only insures women drivers.I thought it was not allowed to direct discriminate :shock:
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