Paphos People

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin
(My-cock-is-floppin). Also considered were Mycoxafailin (My-cock-is-failin), Mydixadrupin (My-dick-is-droopin), Mydixarizin (My-dick-is-risin), Dixafix (Dicks-a-fix), and of course, Ibepokin (I-be-pokin).

Pfizer Corp. Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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John

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Tricia

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new me new life, , never forget my cyprus life and friends .

I've actually just read an article about a chap who abused the dosage of Viagra - he apparently can only see in shades of blue (I'm not kidding either):

SEX-STARVED John Pettigrew took too many Viagras — and now lives his life in a constant "blue movie".

Plumber John, 58, sees everything in shades of blue after the sex pills damaged his vision.

The dad of two said: "I admit I ignored the advice on the packet — I was having too much fun — but I’d give up all the sex in the world to be able to see a red letterbox again."

Divorced John turned to Viagra when he had trouble rising to the occasion after a year without sex. He topped up his GP’s prescription with pills bought over the internet.

He said: "I didn’t have any side-effects, so I didn’t see any harm in increasing the dose. But I have been seeing the world in blue for more than a fortnight now and it’s doing my head in."

John, from Brighton, East Sussex, is now having tests to see if the damage is permanent. He added: "At least I’m a Chelsea fan."

Makers Pfizer say some men may experience a blue tint to their sight after taking Viagra, and warns users not to exceed the recommended dose.

I have had a BLUE TINT for years and never taken Viagra, must be because I was born and brought up near Govan, Kinning Park area on the south side of Glasgow.

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John

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My grandad was from Scotstouhill Glasgow - big Rangers fan!

You obviously had a good upbringing with roots north of the border

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John

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Born and bred in Edinburgh! Grandad from Glasgow, Nanna from Fife.