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Author:  markwoods39 [ Sat Mar 01, 2008 5:25 pm ]
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Help me please i think i turning into a woman. It all started last Saturday when i found myself asking for money from my wife. Then i smashed the car up trying to park it in a empty car park,It was not my fault they built a wall at the end of the car park stupid people, which then i thought was strange but took no notice. Then i got a credit card bill and hid it from the wife. Went out last night for a nice meal and i ordered the most expensive thing on the menu, and when the bill came i said to wife, hurry up and pay ,and walked out. I even brought 30 pairs of shoes today, i even went bargain shopping omg. Then starchild agreed with me on 2 things this week NO WOMAN HAS EVER AGREED WITH ME.My wife keeps telling me to stop moaning. And now i think i growing man boobs HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP :cry:

Author:  Starchild [ Sat Mar 01, 2008 5:27 pm ]
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Somebody call for the guys in white coats. I think you are beyond help Mark. :lol:

I am sending a case of wine to your wife. She needs support at a time like this.

Verity. 8)

Author:  discopants [ Sat Mar 01, 2008 5:28 pm ]
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Mark
Have you been on the sherry?
gary :shock:

Author:  markwoods39 [ Sat Mar 01, 2008 5:34 pm ]
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Starchild wrote:
Somebody call for the guys in white coats. I think you are beyond help Mark. :lol:

I am sending a case of wine to your wife. She needs support at a time like this.

Verity. 8)


:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Author:  markwoods39 [ Sat Mar 01, 2008 5:42 pm ]
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discopants wrote:
Mark
Have you been on the sherry?
gary :shock:


Don't be silly Gary, how on earth can i drink sherry and do my nails at the same time MEN are so silly sometimes :rofl

Author:  markwoods39 [ Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:09 pm ]
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This is my fav song ever now for some funny reason???

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Qns6Dt3McgQ

Author:  discopants [ Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:14 pm ]
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Mark
You are bonkers but do you fancy a date, you can see from my avatar I'm a bit of alright.
Gary :?

Author:  Molly [ Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:19 pm ]
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Author:  Yogafan_Pam [ Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:52 pm ]
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:smilielol :smilielol :smilielol :smilielol :smilielol

Welcome to the funny farm!!!

Pam :lol:

Author:  markwoods39 [ Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:02 pm ]
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discopants wrote:
Mark
You are bonkers but do you fancy a date, you can see from my avatar I'm a bit of alright.
Gary :?


Ohh Gary i think i am falling for you, what your bank balance like :rofl see i am turning into a woman :lol:

Author:  yummy mummy [ Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:14 pm ]
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have you eaten too many donuts Mark :lol:
Tricia

Author:  Alison [ Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:50 pm ]
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There coming to take you away haha to the funny farm.....

Author:  markwoods39 [ Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:04 am ]
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I AM READY AND WAITING.God i hope they do good dinners there :shock:

Author:  discopants [ Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:41 am ]
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Dear Mark,
Plenty in the bank and ....... wait for it ...... don't expect sex that often....... Come Up and See Me Make Me Smile
An Admirer.x

Author:  cypriotsid [ Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:54 pm ]
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Author:  markwoods39 [ Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:31 pm ]
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here is my video

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sdmcOSO2RPA

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