Like it Neil , can I book for me and the missies .
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| Author: | Neil [ Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Self-Quarantine suggestion ? |
PAPHOS LANDLORD OFFERS Self-Quarantine ACCOMMODATION. Paphos landlord Neil Hart is offering members of the public 14 days and nights Self-Quarantine accommodation at The Britannia bar in kato paphos The cost will be 100 euros per 24 hours , But will include all the alcohol you can drink , plus 2 meals per day (if your sober enough to eat them), Sleeping arrangements are not ideal , you just have to find a chair and crash-out once you have had enough to drink places are limited to 40 clients as it could get smelly after a few days, we do ask that you bring some clean underwear and socks, and you don't have to worry we have plenty of toilet roll after mugging an old lady outside Lidl`s this morning .. |
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| Author: | Number6 [ Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Self-Quarantine suggestion ? |
Like it Neil , can I book for me and the missies .
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| Author: | M.A.D [ Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:34 am ] |
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I have an almost unlimited supply of ORGANIC toilet paper if anyone needs it Fill your own bag for €10   Attachment: 20151114_131043.jpg
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| Author: | migmogs [ Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Self-Quarantine suggestion ? |
Hahahahahahaha Love it all 
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| Author: | cameraman [ Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:55 pm ] |
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You cannot beat the British sense of humour. Brilliant.   
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| Author: | Alexis [ Sat Mar 14, 2020 5:39 pm ] |
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If two 'ladies' of a certain stature and limited vocabulary happen to visit and need to 'freshen up' after parking their shopping trolleys outside...... |
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| Author: | M.A.D [ Sat Mar 14, 2020 7:05 pm ] |
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| Author: | M.A.D [ Sun Mar 15, 2020 8:54 am ] |
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I was in Lidl yesterday and was horrified to find they had no toilet paper at all. Reluctantly I headed for the checkout and asked if they had any. A firm OKI (NO) was the answer. Walking back to the toilets with my pants and trousers around my ankles was like the Game of Thrones walk of shame........ 
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| Author: | M.A.D [ Sun Mar 15, 2020 11:46 am ] |
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No loo paper? got it covered Attachment: 32477.jpg
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| Author: | beverley [ Sun Mar 15, 2020 4:52 pm ] |
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Don't you just love the British sense of humour? Thanks for the laughs folks. Good luck to all on the forum, let's hope that we avoid getting this latest attempt to kill off the old uns. |
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| Author: | migmogs [ Sun Mar 15, 2020 5:27 pm ] |
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Fabulous humour Thank you
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| Author: | M.A.D [ Mon Mar 16, 2020 8:16 am ] |
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