Paphos People

This has got to be one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange
the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law)

Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!!
DON'T FORGET TO SHARE THIS!

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You could have used them for the weekend quiz mate

I doubt anyone, even JGG or Russ would have got them right

heres a few more.

Clint Eastwood - Old West Action

parliament - partial men

Virginia Bottomley - I'm an evil tory bigot

President George Bush - Theres God, superbeing

Prime minister Tony Blair - I'm Britains Tory peril, men

Alec Guinness - Genuine Class

Sean Connery - On any screen

The Public Art Galleries - Large Picture Halls, I Bet

Jolly Green Giant - Grannie Got Jelly

man petrifies turd at moor

Here's a clever anagram for you Pete?!

cypriotsid dirtycop

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No idea mate, give me a clue

OR

o dirty pics

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Howzat!

Theres an engine here

http://www.easypeasy.com/anagrams/

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Straight talking, no Gimmicks.

Live your dreams.