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 Post subject: True Friendship!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:43 am 
"True Friendship" (With none of that Sissy stuff!!!!)

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our friendship.

1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b*****d who made you that way.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile ... I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared ... I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried ... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused ... I will use little words.

7. When you are sick ... Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.

8. When you fall ... I will point and laugh at your clumsy a.s.s.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask ?, "Because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing in your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

And remember....when life hands you Lemons, get some tequila and salt and call me!!!


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