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| Author: | Pete [ Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | True Friendship! |
"True Friendship" (With none of that Sissy stuff!!!!) Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our friendship. 1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b*****d who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile ... I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared ... I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried ... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused ... I will use little words. 7. When you are sick ... Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall ... I will point and laugh at your clumsy a.s.s. 9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask ?, "Because you are my friend". Friendship is like peeing in your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. And remember....when life hands you Lemons, get some tequila and salt and call me!!! |
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