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singtao

Post subject: PONDERISMS

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:22 am

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1) Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days,no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to ?
2) How is it one careless match can start a forest fire,but it takes a whole box to start a camp fire ?
3) If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,why is there a song about him ?
4) If quizzes are quizzical,what are tests ?
Thom

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oakland

Post subject: Re: PONDERISMS

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 8:43 am

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Question 4 :- A load of Bo**ocks ???

How did I do ?? A+

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singtao

Post subject: Re: PONDERISMS

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:17 am

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Well done Les,one out of four ?not bad,and a very delicate answer,we don`t want to offend anyone do we ? :oops:

Thom

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