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M.A.D

Post subject: Top Tips

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 7:36 pm

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I’m passing this on because it worked for me today.

A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we should always finish things that we started.

Since we could all use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to finish things I had started and hadn’t finished.

I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodtle of whisky, a butle of wum,a boodle of Zvanya, tha mainder of the valium scription and a box of choclutz. Yu haz no idr how fablus I feel rite now. :grin:

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VitaBelle

Post subject: Re: Top Tips

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:52 pm

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epic!

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