Shouldn't the punchline for joke number 3 be "A piece of butt that brings tears to your eyes"?
| Paphos People https://mail.paphospeople.com/ppforum/ |
|
| Variuos two liners https://mail.paphospeople.com/ppforum/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=264 |
Page 1 of 1 |
| Author: | tanny [ Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Variuos two liners |
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the other! What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasorass. What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A piece of butt that brings tears to your eyes! What's the definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex. Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom? They'll never see you coming. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? Sometimes the legs on the ironing board are hard to open! Did you hear about the theft at the Viagra factory? The police are looking for some hardened criminals! |
|
| Author: | Starchild [ Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
Shouldn't the punchline for joke number 3 be "A piece of butt that brings tears to your eyes"?
|
|
| Author: | tanny [ Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Variuos two liners |
Just logged on and ths one came up for some reason!!! Maybe Neil Knows? But what the heck, some good ones here... |
|
| Page 1 of 1 | All times are UTC + 2 hours [ DST ] |
| Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group http://www.phpbb.com/ |
|