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tanny
PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 7:58 pm 
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THE COW, THE ANT, AND THE OLD FART

A cow, an ant, and an old fart are debating about who is the greatest of the three of them.
The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"
The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter. I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"

















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Paul & Lesley
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Part of the test track on Top Gear is called the Follow through.
I am pleased that I do not follow through when I FART!
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