Paphos People

My wife just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to vacuum the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.(I thought she was Polish)

Just got my water bill of $275. That's a lot. Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just $2.00 a month: time to change supplier I think.


Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt - archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.

Just a reminder to those who stole electrical goods in last year's riots – your one year Manufacturer's Warranty runs out soon.

Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.
Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?'
Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.
Dad says, 'So what were you watching?'
Billy says, ' Wimbledon .'

An elderly couple are attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'

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