Paphos People

A plane was about to crash over the Arizona desert, it had 4 passengers on board but only
3 parachute packs.
Passenger 1 was a famous American basket ball player, who said I have millions of fans
so I have to survive this - and grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Passenger 2 was President Donald Trump. He said I am the greatest and cleverest US President
ever so for the USA I must survive - and he jumped out.
This left 2 passengers, the Pope and a 10 year old schoolboy.
The Pope said I am very old, you have many more years than me to do good in this world,
so you must use the 3rd Parachute and survive.
No problem your Holiness, said the boy, Mr Trump jumped out with my school bag - so we have
one parachute each!
Amos.