My favourite as got to be 'March' that had me in stitches
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| Author: | tanny [ Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:24 am ] |
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A Blonde's Year in Review January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said '2-4 years!' April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December - Couldn't call 911 ..... 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!! |
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| Author: | Pete [ Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:14 pm ] |
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My favourite as got to be 'March' that had me in stitches
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