THIS WAS AN ARTICLE IN AN AMERICAN NEWSPAPER
Dog For Sale:
OR free to good home.
Answers to the name of Dolly.
Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew him as ' holy sh- it!! '
Your help will be appreciated. ...
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ONLY JOKING
