Mr Smith rings the doctors to see if his wife's test results are back but the receptionist says " I'm sorry Mr Smith but there's been a bit of a mix up and we've got two sets of results back for Mrs Smiths, one has alzheimers and the other has aids and we don't which is which"
"Oh dear" says Mr Smith "What should I do?"
The receptionist says " Drop your wife off in the town and if she finds her own way home, whatever you do, don't f**k her !"
