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| Author: | Charnwood Forest [ Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | THE PERFECT JOB |
My job search 1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, But I got canned. Couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, But just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme. 6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it.... Couldn't cut the mustard. 7. My best job was a Musician, But eventually found I wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, But didn't have any patience. 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in. 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, But discovered I couldn't live on my net income. 11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, But the work was just too draining. 12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, But they said I wasn't fit for the job.. 13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it. 14. My last job was working in Starbucks, But had to quit because it was the same old grind. 15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! |
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