Paphos People

I saw a ghost the other day while waiting for a bus,
no one seemed to notice so i didn`t make a fuss,
the bus arrived we got on board with the ghost i shared a seat,
we chatted as the vehicle rattled gently down the street,
passengers ignored us both as they boarded or alighted,
i alone could see the ghost i felt privileged and delighted,
as we approached the final stop the conductor rang the bell,
when he didn`t ask me for my fare i knew i was a ghost as well.
Thom

Deja vu Thom??

I thought i would try it out on a new membership
Thom

Let me know if you get a better reaction

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Whilst the optimist and the pessimist argued that the whisky glass was either half full
or half empty ? .
I drank it .....
The opportunist..

Thankyou Neil, you are not into poetry then ?
Thom

Thom I tried poetry but not a lot of response Anyway don't give up

Still love this little ditty

"ME MUDDER"

When me prayers were poorly said
Who tucked me in me widdle bed
And spanked me till me arm-pit was wed
Me Mudder

Who took me from me cozy cot
And put me on the ice cold pot
And made me pee if I could not
Me Mudder

And when the morning light would come
And in me crib me dribbled some
Who wiped me tiny widdle bum
Me Mudder

Who would me hair so neatly part
And hug me gently to her heart
Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart
Me Mudder

Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
And nearly have a king size fit
When in me Sunday pants me s***
Me Mudder

When at night her bed did squeak
Me raised me head to have a peak
Who yelled at me to go to sleep
Me Fadder!

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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool
than to speak out and remove all doubt