Paphos People

Just wanted to know who moans the most men or ladies or Neil

Dam it so cold here today in the uk

depends how much i am enjoying myself
Tricia

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@ tricia

Fab answer Tricia!

Tracia,

I'm at you, he's me thinking you were the quite half & you come out with something like that

I can't wait to see what your other half says now


As for who moans the most, it has to be us men but the only reason for it is, we can't get the women to do anything, so we moan about it

with Pete

Its gotta be men, cos us women just get on with things.

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Molly

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So true Molly, so true

Wendy.

I have the original Victor Meldrew so can't get any worse and I agree it has got to be men.

Tricia - good on you for being the first to get that one in.

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"Your dog is your friend, your partner, your defender. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true until the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion"

You chaps obviously aren't treating your womenfolk right!

Men definately moan the most

Tricia = good answer

Julie x

The wife always moans the most.

Great howels of delightful moans at a good performance.
Greater howels of dissatisfied moans at a lack of performance.
General howels of moans at anything and nothing in particular.

Probably even bigger moans for answering on this forum.






I think I'll knock the leccy of for a few days to let this thread slip down into oblivion so she cant moan when she finds it.

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Live your dreams.

Mind you, that Leonardo fella that did the paintings got it right. Painted a wumman wi a crooked scowll on her face and called her moaning Lisa.

He was laret persecuted by all of Europes women and could only escape by becoming a Teenage Ninja Turtle.

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Live your dreams.

You really are pushing your luck lately.

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Molly

Treat others as you want to be treated

Damm cold here tonight. Have not been warm since coming back on Saturday. Thought Cyprus nights were cold but -8 is definately colder.

Some one will not be getting there oats, sorry porrage for a long time yes your right Molly Tanny is pushing it.
Tricia

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Morris comes home to find his wife, Sadie, crying. "I found out from Mrs. Goldberg that you've been having an affair with that cheap secretary in your office. Why would you do that to me? Haven't I always been the good wife? I've cooked for you, raised your children, and I've always been by your side for thirty-five years. What haven't I done to make you happy?"

Embarrassed, Morris confesses, "It's true, Sadie, you've been the best wife a man could hope for. You make me happy in all ways but one. You don't moan when we have sex!"

Sadie questions: "If I moaned when we had sex, you'd stop running around?! All right, come to the bedroom so I can show you that I, too, can moan during sex!"

So they retire to the bedroom, get undressed, and climb beneath the sheets. As they begin to kiss, Sadie asks, "Now, Morris, should I moan now?" "No not yet."

Morris begins fondling Sadie. "What about now, Morris? Should I moan now?" "No, I'll tell you when!"

He climbs on top of Sophie and begins to have intercourse. "Is it time for me to moan, Morris?" "Wait, I'll tell you when."

Moments later, in the heat of passion, seconds before reaching climax, Morris yells "Now, Sadie, moan! MOAN!"

"OY! You wouldn't BELIEVE what a day I had!"

Mark, I can almost imagine it being said with a Frankie Howerd and Hattie Jacques voices, but the visual does nothing.

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Live your dreams.

There you go Mark, you do what a man wants and he still moans about it.

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Molly

Treat others as you want to be treated

@Molly. But Molly if you ladies did it right the first time ? then us men would not moan. Women can never get things right ouchhhhhhh wife just hit me with rolling pin

Men moan more than women and thats official, good answer Tricia.

Jan

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Thats cos us woment put up with sooooo much and never complain.

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Molly

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