Paphos People

What happens if you travel at light speed and turn the headlights of your vehicle on?

Why is there only one monopolies and mergers commission?

Where would the world be without rhetorical questions?


Anyone??

You know when you hear the saying.

"Theres always someone worse off than you "

They mean me !!

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Whilst the optimist and the pessimist argued that the whisky glass was either half full
or half empty ? .
I drank it .....
The opportunist..

Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
Can you cry underwater?
If something "goes without saying", why do people still say it?

My favourite:
Why can't you keep your eyes open whilst you sneeze?
( I always seem to sneeze 3 or 4 times in quck succession when I'm driving along a busy road!!!!)

P.

My favorite is:

If no one is in the forest to ear, do falling tree's still make a noise

Pete

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

If Mumm-Ra was Ever-living, why'd he keep waking up to have a go at the Thundercats, instead of just waiting for them to die?

Oh you seriously need something to do....

Btw, I have the full set of 'Thundercats' on CD's somewhere in the house..

Pete

If energy can't be created or destroyed, where does the enery go from your body when you die?

If yawning increases oxygen flow to my brain, making me more alert when tired, will forcefully stopping myself from yawning help me fall asleep?

If I take a cup of tea and stir it to create a vortex, then repeatedly tap the side of the glass why does the pitch get higher as the the liquid stops moving?

Work slow, CF?

Verity.

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Verity.

Be who you are, and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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Nah, I just have an inquistive mind!

Some more to chew over:

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If people say it's the best thing since sliced bread, what was the best thing before sliced bread?

You seriously need to find some more work to do mate....

As before sliced bread, I guess the best thing would have been 'bread'

Here's a few I've always wondered about:

Why do we have finger & toe nails

Since the doctor always says to take two aspirins, why don't we just double their size & take one

If Superman could stop bullets with his chest, why did he always duck if the bad guy threw the gun at him

Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the USA

and:
why is there only one word for Thesaurus
why isn't phonetic spelt like it sounds
why is abbreviation such a long word
Alastair

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Alastair

Nil illigitimae carborundum

They're excellent

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?

Would there be this eternal seeking if the found existed?

Soon we're going to run out of these:

Why do Kamakasi bombers wear helmets?

Why is there an eject button on the remote when you have to get up to get the video?