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markwoods39
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Help me please i think i turning into a woman. It all started last Saturday when i found myself asking for money from my wife. Then i smashed the car up trying to park it in a empty car park,It was not my fault they built a wall at the end of the car park stupid people, which then i thought was strange but took no notice. Then i got a credit card bill and hid it from the wife. Went out last night for a nice meal and i ordered the most expensive thing on the menu, and when the bill came i said to wife, hurry up and pay ,and walked out. I even brought 30 pairs of shoes today, i even went bargain shopping omg. Then starchild agreed with me on 2 things this week NO WOMAN HAS EVER AGREED WITH ME.My wife keeps telling me to stop moaning. And now i think i growing man boobs HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP :cry:
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Somebody call for the guys in white coats. I think you are beyond help Mark. :lol:

I am sending a case of wine to your wife. She needs support at a time like this.

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Have you been on the sherry?
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Somebody call for the guys in white coats. I think you are beyond help Mark. :lol:

I am sending a case of wine to your wife. She needs support at a time like this.

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Have you been on the sherry?
gary :shock:


Don't be silly Gary, how on earth can i drink sherry and do my nails at the same time MEN are so silly sometimes :rofl
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This is my fav song ever now for some funny reason???

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You are bonkers but do you fancy a date, you can see from my avatar I'm a bit of alright.
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Welcome to the funny farm!!!

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You are bonkers but do you fancy a date, you can see from my avatar I'm a bit of alright.
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Ohh Gary i think i am falling for you, what your bank balance like :rofl see i am turning into a woman :lol:
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have you eaten too many donuts Mark :lol:
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There coming to take you away haha to the funny farm.....

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I AM READY AND WAITING.God i hope they do good dinners there :shock:
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Dear Mark,
Plenty in the bank and ....... wait for it ...... don't expect sex that often....... Come Up and See Me Make Me Smile
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