Paphos People

poliodomia is worst place you could ever want to vist,
people have been known to take a trip to poliodomia
and never return, it is deepest darkest hole that you will ever find
on the beautifull island of cyprus.
If you ever have to visit poliodomia, make sure that you never go alone, and take someone with you who speaks greek as not one single poliodomian speaks english, they only know one gesture,
that is to raise both shoulders at the same time, tilt their head back sightly, and make a tutting noise..

The English translation for the word "poliodomia"
Is "Town planning dept"

One year ago we put the planning in for our latest project.
After one year they rejected it , as the swimming pool was 20cm
to wide

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REACH 1000`s of PAPHOS CUSTOMERS EVERY DAY FOR A FRACTION OF WHAT THE OTHERS CHARGE
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Whilst the optimist and the pessimist argued that the whisky glass was either half full
or half empty ? .
I drank it .....
The opportunist..

Isnt that what Ian Durie had!!!

I would like to bash them over the head with a rhythem stick

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REACH 1000`s of PAPHOS CUSTOMERS EVERY DAY FOR A FRACTION OF WHAT THE OTHERS CHARGE
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Whilst the optimist and the pessimist argued that the whisky glass was either half full
or half empty ? .
I drank it .....
The opportunist..