Paphos People

1. You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.
2. Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly.
3. I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.
4. You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.
5. I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know why.
6. I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze.
7. Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating.
8. I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!
9. I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad'.
10. My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… she wouldn't fancy her chances.

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And the Oscar goes to........

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Kay

Those who do not like cats, must have been mice in a previous life.