Paphos People

PAPHOS LANDLORD OFFERS Self-Quarantine ACCOMMODATION.
Paphos landlord Neil Hart is offering members of the public
14 days and nights Self-Quarantine accommodation at The Britannia bar in kato paphos The cost will be 100 euros per 24 hours , But will include all the alcohol you can drink , plus 2 meals per day (if your sober enough to eat them),
Sleeping arrangements are not ideal , you just have to find a chair and crash-out once you have had enough to drink
places are limited to 40 clients as it could get smelly after a few days, we do ask that you bring some clean underwear and socks, and you don't have to worry we have plenty of toilet roll after mugging an old lady outside Lidl`s this morning ..

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REACH 1000`s of PAPHOS CUSTOMERS EVERY DAY FOR A FRACTION OF WHAT THE OTHERS CHARGE
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Whilst the optimist and the pessimist argued that the whisky glass was either half full
or half empty ? .
I drank it .....
The opportunist..

Like it Neil , can I book for me and the missies .

I have an almost unlimited supply of ORGANIC toilet paper if anyone needs it

Fill your own bag for €10

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Dave
Moira And Dave

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”

Hahahahahahaha

Love it all

You cannot beat the British sense of humour. Brilliant.

If two 'ladies' of a certain stature and limited vocabulary happen to visit and need to 'freshen up' after parking their shopping trolleys outside......

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Dave
Moira And Dave

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”

I was in Lidl yesterday and was horrified to find they had no toilet paper at all.
Reluctantly I headed for the checkout and asked if they had any. A firm OKI (NO) was the answer.
Walking back to the toilets with my pants and trousers around my ankles was like the Game of Thrones walk of shame........

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Dave
Moira And Dave

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”

No loo paper? got it covered

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Dave
Moira And Dave

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”

Don't you just love the British sense of humour?
Thanks for the laughs folks.
Good luck to all on the forum, let's hope that we avoid getting this latest attempt to kill off the old uns.

Fabulous humour

Thank you

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Dave
Moira And Dave

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”