I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . .
I was born white, into a 2 parent household which now, whether I like it or not, apparently makes me ‘PRIVILEGED’.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative; I plan and budget to support myself and my family which by today's standards, that makes me a ‘FASCIST’
I went to school followed by further education and had always held a job. I now find I am not here because I earned it but because I was ‘ADVANTAGED’.
I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me ‘HOMOPHOBIC’.
I am not a Muslim, which now labels me an’ INFIDEL’
I am older than 65, which makes me a useless old man, who couldn’t / doesn’t understand Facebook; Twitter and Snapchat. I am a ‘COFFIN DODGER’
I think and I reason.... therefore I doubt much that the mainstream media tells me, which makes me a ‘REACTIONARY’.
I am proud of my heritage and the inclusive British culture, which makes me a ‘XENOPHOBE’.
I am proud of our flag and what it stands for and the many who died to let it fly so apparently I am an ‘IMPERIALIST’.
I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a ‘RIGHT WING EXTREMIST’.
I believe in the defence and protection of my country for and by all citizens, which now makes me a ‘MILITANT’.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an ‘ANTI-SOCIALIST’.
Please help me come to terms with the new me . . . Because I'm just not sure who I am anymore! Funny how this has only all taken place over just the last couple of years. and... as if all this crap wasn't enough to deal with, I'm now not sure which toilet to use.
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