Paphos People

You just have to guess which one:

http://www.shieldsgazette.com/news/Sunderland-v-Newcastle-Do-you.4718455.jp

I'd say none of them as they don't mind showing their faces on camera

Two thirds of em will be mags.
Gary
Anyway why do you want to know what I look like ?

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Oh, I don't know - maybe something to do with you taking the p!ss out of me and Pete every time the taverna pics come out!

Would be nice to have some material to fight back with!

Well Cf you could take the pi/s out of his toes, as they been on pp the good thing about not seeing him is he can walk around the duck pond and no one will know it is him

Oh somehow I think Gary will stand out at the Duck Pond Mark

And why's that ?
I won't be wearing a red and white shirt you know.
Gary

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Well thats for me to know & you to find out when you come down

pete do you know something we don't then

That would be telling

Yes it would be telling Pete so tell

Sorry mate, if I do that, I'll have to kill yer

Ok rambo

Mark, remember we are blood brothers. No matter how much he pours down your throat, never tell him wot I look like.
Never !
Gary
You do want to witness the perfect bush wack don't you ?

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Gary, ok done deal mate

After all you did say your greatest wish was to carry Pete to the ambulance !
bezzy mate oh bezzy mate
Gary

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Gary i would love to carry Pete to the ambulance but my back is the worry Have you seen how much weight he has put on It is ok though i just hire a crane for the day

I'm really scared, so scared that I keep

I've so been wanting to use these smilies

Won't be a problem - we've got "foot recognition" software installed at the entrance to the George - the second you show up there'll be flashing lights, alarms and everything!

Wot even with me shoes on ?
Gary

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Now that was funny CF i am wetting myself here Gary you should have kept hush, as they will now install an X ray machine now, to see through your shoe's.

CF i am still laughing That going to tickle me all day now

Whose side are you on Mark ? I thought you wanted to be an honourary Mackem ?
We do not laugh at their remarks, do you understand ?
Their football club... Yes...but not their remarks !
Gary
Now Repeat after me at the top of your voice....
WE HATE THE MAGS AND WE HATE THE MAGS !!

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Okay Lads here I am.....The Mackem Mover aka Discopants !!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ng7r5oek31E

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I HATE THE MAGS, I HATE THE MAGS. GARY THEY HAVE NOW SEEN YOU Thought u never put yourself on here

Gary i have been up all night to learn the new mackhams dance mate, by the end of the day, i have it down to a fine art. Then when i out clubbing i going to show off my new dance I bet i get loads of offers from the girls

Yeah to stop, as you're making them laugh so much, they're peeing themselves

What are you saying Pete ? WON'T I LOOK COOL THEN

The Mackem mover is better than the Geordie Prancer !!
Gary

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Gary i really can see you doing this dance

Gary mate, yours is just a copycat ours has been going for ages

What your team got a dance Pete come on get it up on you tube and post it on here

Here you go Mark: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JCrlHEhxzFI

That is another new dance for me to learn tonight OPPS Forgot i not allowed to laugh at you or CF

What the heck i love Pete and Cf my best ever friends . And i do think you soooooooooooooo much more fun than disco THONGS,or whatever you call this person Bring on Newcastle i am going to buy Newcastle shirt tomz might as well support a team that has a chance

And yes i will at u both as you so funny so the mackhams i am:wink: laughing all the way I will not be told what to say by a mackham

OK who wants a pic off Gary it is free

That mackem mover is a prime example of their obsession with all things Geordie. What, they've got themselves a fat bloke jumping about making a pr!ck of himself?? Well we have to have one of those, only ours will be an even bigger t0sser!

Mark wants to be a geordie (small 'g') just like me

Both the Mackem Movers and the Geordie dancer found fame on Soccer AM on Sky. Last week they featured the Mackem Mover in the studio and asked if he was prepared to have a dance off against the Geordie dancer, he agreed.

Not sure when it is scheduled to happen, may even be this Saturday but at least once it takes place and the decision has been made we will know which one is the best (or in my opinion the stupidest).

Check out the TV listings in your area to make sure you don't miss this dance feast.

Cheers

John

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Anything for 15mins of fame eh

Exactly.

Hope everything is well across there, we have just come back from 3 days in Prague. Magnificent place and one we will go back too , when it's a bit warmer.

Give our regards to the Mrs.

John

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Everything good here mate, hope you & Mrs Boog are in fine shape also

Ah yes the obsession with all things geordie thing.
Actually Martin, the Mackem Mover was seen strutting his stuff at the Stadium of Light recently as he celebrated our fine win over you.
He was spottedby the Sky cameras and they approached him at the match and got his details. The invite to go on Soccer AM then followed.
15 minutes of fame, maybe, but that's all it is.
So take your big head out from your big arm-pit and think of another wind up !
Bye, Gary

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Martin and Pete Just to let you know i went out today and brought my new shirt yes Newcastle and i walked around my town head high and very proud But i need some advice my great friends, what do i do with the mackhamsshirt ????? was thinking of cutting it up and use it for washing my car and van with.Then i thought i can save some money and use it instead of toilet roll Any ideas please MY FELLOW FREINDS

Okay Mr Woods, if that's how you want it. Biff.

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Gary my ex friend i saw the light and now i know who is the best team ever. Just brought some Newcastle bedsheets and pillow covers so i can give them a big hug every night before i go to sleep Oh how good i feel being a Newcastle fan.

Mr Woods, with your brains, intelligence, knowledge of football and cockney twang I'm surprised you are not their manager !
Gary

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I know u are upset Gary as i seen the light and i am with the best team, no need to be sour and start to insult me,after all our team are the best.I think really you want to switch over but can't face it. It is easy trust me i done it, now u can to Do you want me to order your new shirt mate ,Oops EX mate YOU CAN DO IT GARY

Mark, this is getting ridiculous so I'll say this and nothing else.
Why are Pete and CF bombarding me with pm's to make it up with you ???
Gary, proud to be a Mackem, Relieved you are not !

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