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he may well be classed as a great player but he is a diver and a cheat and I personally am glad to see he has gone.

Fame Hungry Whore Falls for Shameless Talentless Waste of Space!

One is an over-sexed fame hungry whore who will do anything for attention, and the other is Paris Hilton.

In news that will surprise absolutely no one, Cristiano Ronaldo celebrated his transfer to Real Madrid in the company of one of America’s biggest waste of blood and organs.

By means of an incredible coincidence which could not have been pre-arranged, the Portuguese man-o-sex chanced upon the blonde heiress at Hollywood nightclub My House, where the tricky winger spent around £15,000 on drinks. Always one to slay the dragon named dignity, Miss Hilton draped herself over the him for the rest of the evening, allowing her black dress to ride up somewhere near her armpits. (The Spoiler)

Cristiano Ronaldo is a supremely talented footballer of that there is no denying, but what is also beyond reproach is the gleaming truth that the Portuguese man appears to have all the charm and charisma of a squashed cockroach. I have never met the man yet I feel confident enough to state that I would never ever want to!

I know I am not alone in my sincere hope that the soon to be former Man United man’s move to Real Madrid really does end horrifically.

As for Paris Hilton, Jesus where do I start? She is the ultimate creation of a world in which celebrity is achieved simply for being a talentless waste of space.

At least we can safely say that neither was drawn to each other for their massive bank balance. I wait with cringeful baited breath for the first pictures of the American heiress at the Bernabeu looking on as her ‘man’ falls to the floor and the merest mention of a perfectly timed challenge.

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2009/06/12/cristiano-ronaldo-and-paris-hilton-fame-hungry-whore-falls-for-shameless-talentless-waste-of-space/