Paphos People

And turn to a Geordie in a desperate attempt to benefit from some reflected glory.




On dear.

But at his press conference he said when asked "Aye but I left the region 30 years ago, I never played for them you know, I come from Corbridge way it's miles from Skunksville and oh I turned them doon last year, Doon Toon that is!" he paused for breath then added" It's a good job the geordies kna nowt about football or they'd know I was the Captain of Man United when we overhauled their ten point lead, Ha Ha Geordie my ****" He is doing a job mate same as Bob Stokoe did.
Now pack it in or you'll suffer.
Your Jackie Milburn was a Mackem and here's the proof !

So it's not your Jackie it's wor Jackie !!!!
Gary

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Mmmm....techincally Jackie is not a geordie or mackem with him being born in Ashington (along with a lot of other famous "geordie" players).

However, that's down right cheeky showning Jackie in Sunderland top

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Alison - Ali for short

Alison, I'd like to apologize to you, but I can't cos Martin has a bleeding cheek !
After the state your lot are in you'd have thought he would have kept quiet, but oh no, he couldn't could he ?
Well the gloves are off now !
Gary

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I hope you miss Newcastle.

In the pass I've give a cheer when Sunderland have gone down. But right after I feel a little sad that we aren't going to play each other next season.

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I won't miss Newcastle at all. I'll take great pleasure following their results as they plummet down the coca cola league.

They have made me laugh all season and the comedy isn't over yet !
Gary

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You're just jealous really - our lot will be having a lovely fun day out in Blackpool while your mob are still paying 50 quid a ticket for the privilege of watching their team get humped at Old Trafford, Stamford Bridge etc.....

What was that about supremacy ?
http://www.shieldsgazette.com/safc/Sund ... 5341291.jp
Gary

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Yeah, way to go proving you're not obsessed with all things black and white Brucey! First priority as mackem manager - try and buy any Newcastle players, anyone who used to play for Newcastle or anyone who might want to play for Newcastle!

There is treally only one way to stop all this bickering.

Olympico, date of your choosing, 1 on 1 - first to 10 goals supports the better team.................

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Coffee Coffee Coffee! The bean of life!

Are you suggesting I play Martin at footy ?
But I am a tad older, that can't be fair.
Gary

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There you go you supreme geordies !


Doon Doon Deeper and Doon !!!!!
Gary

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...not to mention my natural supremacy of course!

I was not too bad in my day marra !
One cruncher from me and you'd be out of it.
Gary
Anyway Martin, I've seen you play

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There's only one way to settle this - a dance-off!

Gary getting in some practice:

Captain look on the bright side you can cancel your subscription to Sky and just watch Gillette Soccer Saturday on Free view.

james

HOWAYTHELADS

So far 5 of our first 9 games have been picked up for live screening by either the Beeb or Sky - still plenty interest in the real big clubs no matter what the division!

How many of your games will be on live over that period I wonder?

Ha Ha Martin, you're still in there hanging on, but I can watch all our games on Sky Football First, that's every single one in the Premier league just about.
You know, The Premier League, the only league worth being in.
Gary

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If you think getting spanked every other week is fun of course!

Seriously, with the stupid money floating around now, what's your realistic aspiration for this season? 15th? 12th? Hardly going to be exciting is it??

Random observation - if you type "Geordie supremacy" into Google, this thread is on the first page!

Probably because it's the only place in the world where anyone would type those two words together.
Gary

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I told my Geordie mate we were hoping to get Crouch this week.
Aye we did anarl today he replied.

I said Crouch ! not Couch......doh
Gary It could be the away bench when you play in your banana and custard strip.
Ha Ha Ha !!!

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That couch is quite nice, would look good in my lounge - where can I get one??

Gary

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Gary
Banana and Custard what a set of tarts !

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How many times are you going to post that same picture Gary - is your material drying up already??

Martin,

Take it easy with Discopants - he is obviously nervous about the Mackems first venture into Europe (actually their second - I believe they got knocked out in the First Round in 1973, after Leeds laid down in front of them at the Cup Final, when they had their only other European experience - remember the quote from their Captan "We are going to take Europe by Storm!". Only storm was in the North Sea on the Ferry back!).

Discopants - you enjoy your trip to Amsterdam and be careful what you get up to. There are lots of strange things in Amsterdam.

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"Be who you are, not what others want you to be"

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Cuddly1,

Any true Toon Army supporter would not even accept £1M to change allegiance. You are born Toon Army and you die Toon Army!

Nice try though!

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Roger

"Be who you are, not what others want you to be"

I am a bit worried about him - he's sure to find watching his team play football in a foreign country a strange and unsettling experience - we can take comfort in the fact it's not something he's likely to have to get too used to!

You never know lads You never know.
I see you lot are playing Leeds United tomorrow.
Wonder if the'll roll over for you.
Is it just a coincidence that it is them you are playing or do you think Ashey will be doing the Conga in the boardroom as he bounds in to seek advice from them on just what to do next.
Lest you have forgotten and on the theme of Supremacy,
Leyton Orient 6 Newcastle 1
Atletico Madrid 0 Sunderland AFC 2

Gary

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Difference being until you posted that I genuinely had no idea about your score, while you lot will have been frothing like rabid dogs with the excitement of the mighty toon losing a pre-season friendly.

Until you manage to shake off that inferiority complex I'm sorry to say you'll be forever in our shadow...

Martin,

I am surprised at you. Surely you meant Rabid Pussies??????

By the way they must be going to sign Darren Bent - he is currently on the Quayside looking at Executive Flats. Funny how all the Mackem players like to live in the Big City and not a backwater. He is also checking out the Pink Village I understand!

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Roger

"Be who you are, not what others want you to be"

Oh and by the way their proposed signing of Chamkha(?) - not only his Chairman, but now his Coach (Lauren Blanc) has said they will not allow him to transfer to Sunderland "...as they are not a big enough Club...".

I think we should put a bid in for him and see what happens!

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Roger

"Be who you are, not what others want you to be"

Martin.....Just who are the mighty Toon ?
Roger, if Newcastle is that great why don't you live there.......you muppett.
If you dare show up you two are gonna get it soon, believe me !
There's a Circus in the Toon !
Gary

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Selling Over Friendly Martins for £9m
The only way is up
Or is it ?
Believe me I am spending most of my time on other boards discussing transfer targets and Premiership football,
I only drop in here to say Hello.
Doon Toon !
Gary

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The games up surely !
Gary

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Oh Yeah !
Gary

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Talking of Supremacy, you wanted him and he signed for us !
Wake up and smell the coffee
Gary

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I've got loads left cos you have suppied us with so much ammo !
Thanks Lads

Instead you will get him !
Ooooooooh ! Banana and Custard !
Gary
SOB ON THE TYNE

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Martin,

You seem to have woken up Discopants and look what has happened. he seems upset, mind so would you be if you had bought another donkey - the Mackems must have a full set now.

Discopants - Tynemouth is in the locaility to Newcastle and by the way I was brought up in the West End of Newcastle where people fear to tread.

Let's all meet up for a drink in Paphos.

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Roger

"Be who you are, not what others want you to be"

Really Roger, you must try harder.
At least we are adding quality to our donkeys whilst you are getting rid of your best donkeys.
Where will that lead you ?
Do you see my point ?
I am not going to post any pics/funny remarks about your club till Monday in honour of Sir Bobby.
I am calling a truce.
Gary

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Mackems Out : Halford Wolves £2m, Chopra Cardiff £4m and Whitehead Stoke £3m. Total £9m
Mackems In : Campbell Man Utd £3.5m, Cana Marseille Capt £5m, Di Silva Capt Paraguay, free,Bent Spurs £10m, and it looks like Neil West Ham Capt, free. Total £18.5m net then £9.5m. We will get at least two more.
He was given a £40m budget.
There's more to come !
The future is Bright, It's Red and White !
Gary

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Can sense your excitement Gary - will it be 14th or 15th this season??

The tension must be almost unbearable.

I know Martin, wish we were in the Championship playing Scunthorpe, Blackpool and Donny.
Gary

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Yet more evidence of Geordie supremacy:



That's right folks, even Hollywood's finest are queuing up for a bit of the Geordie action!

She must be out of her head on amethyl nitrate to find a jawdee attractive.
Anyway, can't wait for the footy season to start.
It's next week init ? Who do the Mags play next week in their first match of the season ?

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Just read an article about Darren Bent. It states that some years ago Newcastle offered Ipswich £1m for him but Bent declined the offer as he stated Newcastle had 6 quality strikers and he didn't think his career would push on.
Yesterday as Sunderland's record transfer he scored on his debut while Newcastle had Ameobi as a lone striker with Kevin Nolan in support.
Just shows how things change.
I am not sure if he is a great striker or not. He is young and his confidence seems to have suffered at Spurs but I have been impressed with his patter. He talks football and seems focused on football.
He should start most games and might think that if he scores he could go to the World Cup so I am quietly confident about his signature.
That's all, a pretty sensible post today !
Gary

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I suppose it is a disadvantage of success but today I read that in the build up to the start of the Premiership which starts next Saturday, Steve Bruce has 13 players away for International friendlies.
Yes you read that right 13 players.
He says he won't see most of them till Friday and didn't play most of them in yesterday's friendly.
He thinks it's disgraceful I agree.-
Something must be done about this, don'tyou agree ?
Gary

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