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Celtic Supporters Club decided to hold a raffle for £100,000.

They sold the tickets and at the next home game the winner would have to answer one simple question to win the money.

A guy comes out from the crowd with the winning ticket and runs up to the announcer.

"Well son, you are close to winning £100,000, first, whats your name?"

"It's Tam" replies the winner.

"Right Tam, here is your question. What is 5 times 5?"

"Oh, difficult wan that, is it 45?" he answers.

"I'm sorry Tam, thats wrong"

The whole of Celtic park chants "Give him another chance!"

"Right" says the announcer "I shouldn't do this but I'll ask another question."

"What is 4 times 3 Tam?"

Tam thinks this is another difficult one, answering after a while "23."

"No, unlucky Tam, that is wrong"

The crowd once again roars to the announcer "BOOO, Give him another chance"

Sensing the tension in the crowd the announcer gives him one last try.

"Okay Tam, easy one this time, what is 2 times 2?"

Tam says "I know this one, its four."

Before the announcer even has time to congratulate Tam, he is drowned out by the 60000 strong Celtic support.

"Give him another chance !!!!!!"

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