Paphos People

Men are just happier people - what do you expect from such simple creatures: -

Your last name stays the same

The garage is all yours

Wedding plans take care of themselves

Chocolate is just another snack

You can never be pregnant

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park

You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park

Car mechanics tell you the truth

The world is your urinal

You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is too icky

You don't have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt

Same work, more pay

Wrinkles add character

Wedding dress £2000 - Tuxedo rental £100

People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected

You sniff and won't use a hanky as you don't carry one

New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet

One mood all the time

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat

You know stuff about tanks

A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase

You can open all your own jars

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend

Your underwear is £4.95 for a 3 pack

Three pairs of shoes is more than enough

You don't have strap problems in public

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes

Everything on your face stays its original colour

The same hairstyle last for years, if not decades

You only have to shave your face and neck

You can play with toys all your life

One wallet and one pair of shoes - one colour for all seasons

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look

You can 'do' your nails with a pen knife

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache

You can Christmas shop for 25 relatives on Dec 24th in 25 mins
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NO WONDER MEN ARE HAPPIER


Ruth

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Ruth x

Qui me amat, amet et canem meum

yes I agree and we can get our point over MUCH quicker
Gary

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So close yet so far away

Mostly true, apart from this one, certainly in Cyprus anyway!

Ha ha ha very good

Bubbles

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Lisa

Well said Ruth - Plus they have us.........

Molly

Good one Ruth

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"Your dog is your friend, your partner, your defender. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true until the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion"

Accurate statement mostly true I like this one have copied it.

Jan

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ALWAYS MOVE FORWARD

Very good Ruth

Julie x