MEN VERSUS WOMEN
Nicknames:
If Laura, Kate, and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes
Eating Out:
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actualy admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out comes the pocket calculators
Money:
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need - but it's on sale
Arguments:
A woman has the last word in any argument
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
Future:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
Success:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man
Marriage:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change - but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change - but she does
Dressing Up:
A woman will dress up to go shopping, so for coffee, empty the bins, answer the phone and get the mail
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals
Natural:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed
Women somehow deteriorate during the night
Thought for the Day
A married man should forget his mistakes - there is no point in two people remembering the same thing
Can you guess that I a bored and it's too wet to go out?!!
Ruth
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