Paphos People

There were no survivors from that recent Pakistani Airlines
plane that crashed, killing all 152 people on board.
Both families are devastated.


* Paddy got arrested in B&Q today for punching an African woman
at the till. He claims it wasn't his fault as his father had told him
to go in and get a Black and Decker.

* Experts are worried about President Obama's mental state after
he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland , following
the tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.

* Paddy and his wife were discussing their sex life. Paddy
said, "I want to try that wheelbarrow position tonight."
His wife asked, "What is that?"
Paddy told her, "You bend over, put your hands on the floor then
I pick your legs up and take you from behind!"
His wife said, "Hmm, okay, I'll do it on two conditions.. First,
if it hurts you stop immediately and, second, ... We don't go down past
my mother's house!"

* My teenage son told me that he had sex with the neighbour's
daughter last night for the first time. "Well done, son,"
I said, "I hope you used something though?"
He replied, "Yeah, a balaclava!"

* I went to the doctor while I was on holiday in Bangkok
recently, to get my testicles checked out.
While the doc was cupping my dangly bits, she said, "Don't worry,
it's normal to get an erection during this kind of examination."
I said, "I haven't got an erection!" She replied, "No, but I
have!"

* Ramadan is here again. The one time of the year when Muslims
cannot eat or drink within the hours of daylight, they just starve.
Never has the term, "Not enough hours in the day" been more
appropriate!

I do.

Alan